About Us

The Stoney Baloney Story: A Journey to Legal, Potent Hemp

It all started with a love for good bud—the kind that sparks creativity, melts away stress, and brings people together. But with that love came a constant battle: the guilt of breaking the law in some states while just trying to enjoy something that should have never been illegal in the first place.

We’ve been there—worrying about where to get quality flower, questioning its source, and dealing with the gray areas of prohibition. The truth is, no one should have to feel like a criminal for choosing a natural plant. That’s why we built Stoney Baloney Hemp Co.—to bring high-quality, 100% legal THCa flower to people who want the real thing without the risk.

THCa is the game-changer. It’s potent, it’s legal, and it’s the closest thing to the classic experience—without looking over your shoulder. We source the best buds, lab-test everything, and keep it clean, transparent, and guilt-free.

So here’s to great flower without the fear. Because getting Stoney Baloney should be about good vibes, not legal worries.

Some of our customers spell our name as Stoney Balony, Stony Baloney or even Stoni Baloney. No matter how you spell it, our commitment to quality THCa hemp flower remains the same.