About Us
🌿 About Stoney Baloney Hemp Co.
Who We Are
At Stoney Baloney, we believe cannabis should be fun, accessible, and trustworthy. Our mission is simple — to bring high-quality, 100% federally legal hemp-derived THCa products straight from the farm to your front door. We’re here for the laid-back smoker, the weekend chiller, and everyone in between who wants that classic cannabis experience without the hassle or uncertainty.
Mission
We’re on a mission to make premium hemp affordable, transparent, and reliable. Every bud, vape, and pre-roll we sell is Farm Bill compliant, lab-tested, and grown with care on American soil. Our goal is to support U.S. hemp farmers while giving customers a safe, consistent, and elevated experience.
Story
Founded in Brookhaven, Mississippi, by Patrick Bullen (Owner and CEO) and Brendan Beach (COO and Account Manager), Stoney Baloney started as a small dream between two friends who loved good cannabis and honest business. What began as a side project has grown into a fast-moving online hemp company with nationwide reach. We’ve partnered with trusted cultivators who share our passion for quality, compliance, and craftsmanship — bringing you top-tier flower that’s as legit as it is loud.
Values
At our core, we believe in quality, transparency, and connection. We’re all about keeping it real — from lab reports you can read to packaging that’s discreet and professional. Every customer matters, every strain is tested, and every order is handled with care. Our community drives us, and we take pride in being a brand built by real people for real smokers.
Impact
We’re more than just a hemp brand — we’re part of a movement. By sourcing from small American farms, we help fuel local economies and promote sustainable growing practices. Stoney Baloney also aims to break the stigma around hemp by educating customers and showing the world that legal cannabis can be clean, compliant, and community-driven.