— STONEY BALONEY · THCA FLOWER —
Good Smoke. Honest Price. No Baloney.
Small-batch THCa flower with the lab report to prove it. Three tiers, labeled honestly, priced like we mean it. 21+ only.
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Lab report on every strain
Tap View Lab Report on any strain. No paperwork, no purchase.
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Tiers labeled honestly
Top shelf, mids, easy smoke — you always know what you're buying.
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Small-batch farm flower
Small farms in Oregon and California. Hand-trimmed, packed fresh, shipped tracked.
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21+ only
Farm Bill compliant. We ship where it's permitted — check your state.
Bud of the Week
Stoney Baloney Hemp Co.
Bubble Yum- Hybrid

Smoke Vibes
Top Shelf
This is the top shelf. Our High Tier flower is the best we've got — premium, hand-selected indoor buds grown for maximum trichome coverage, bold terpene profiles, and the kind of bag appeal that speaks for itself. Dense, frosty, and loaded with flavor, these are the strains for smokers who know the difference and won't settle for less. If you want the absolute best smoke we offer, you're looking at it. Every strain lab-tested, Farm Bill compliant, and shipped discreetly.
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Candy Paint
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Blueberry Muffin- Indica
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The Honest Mids
The sweet spot. Our Mid Tier flower delivers quality smoke at a price that just makes sense — solid trichome coverage, real flavor, and a smooth burn without the top-shelf price tag. These are the dependable, everyday strains you'll keep coming back to. Great quality, great value, no compromises on what matters. Every strain lab-tested, Farm Bill compliant, and shipped discreetly.
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Bubble Yum- Hybrid
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Super Lemon Haze-Sativa
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Easy Smoke
Real flower, real value. Our Low Tier is for the smoker who wants a solid, honest smoke without breaking the bank — quality bud at our most affordable price. Don't let the price fool you: it's still lab-tested, still Farm Bill compliant, and still gets the job done. Perfect for everyday smoking, stocking up, or just stretching your dollar further. Every strain shipped discreetly.
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Cherry Runtz
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— ABOUT —
By a Stoner, For a Stoner
Stoney Baloney started in 2025 with one idea: sell flower the way we'd want to buy it. Lab-tested. Honestly tiered. Packed fresh, priced fair. From small farms in Oregon and California to your porch — no middlemen, no baloney.
Straight Answers
Is this legal?
Notice To Law Enforcement
This website requires you to be at least 21 years or older to purchase our products. We at stoneybaloneyhempco.com strive to provide high quality and federally compliant hemp products.
All of our products contain third party Lab tests which provide potency and prove compliance.
If you have any questions regarding current hemp policies or any of the listed lab results, please feel free to contact us at support@stoneybaloneyhempco.com.
What is contained on this website may appear to look like marijuana, but it is actually legal industrial hemp flower grown in compliance with the Agricultural Act of 2014, 7 U.S.C. §5940 (2014 Farm Bill), pursuant to pilot programs lawfully established under 7 U.S.C. §5940 in conformance with California Food and Agricultural Code, Division 24, §81001, et seq., and Oregon Revised Statutes §557.010, et seq. California’s and Oregon’s respective Departments of Agriculture have certified, registered, and regulated the growing of our industrial hemp in conformance with federal and state laws, rules, and regulations.
Hemp is defined by Sec 10111 of the 2018 US Farm Bill:
1) The term ‘hemp’ means the plant Cannabis sativa L. and any part of that plant, including the seeds thereof and all derivatives, extracts, cannabinoids, isomers, acids, salts, and salts of isomers, whether growing or not, with a delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol concentration of not more than 0.3 percent on a dry weight basis.”
stoneybaloneyhempco.com only sells products that meet the Federal definition of hemp (Dried hemp and hemp products containing less than .3% Delta 9 THC)
stoneybaloneyhempco.com does not stock any bulk inventory. stoneybaloneyhempco.com is a affiliate marketer and dropshipper partnered with various US licensed suppliers that ship directly to the consumer. We at “Stoney Baloney Hemp Co.” act as a middle man between suppliers and consumers. Our sole job is simply to market the stoneybaloneyhempco.com website, bring targeted traffic, and earn a commission from the sales fulfilled by our US partners.
INDUSTRIAL HEMP
By purchasing industrial hemp products by and between stoneybaloneyhempco.com, you hereby take action for yourself, your executors, administrators, customers, heirs, next of kin, successors, and assigns as follows:
A) ASSUME ALL OF THE LEGAL AND FINANCIAL RISKS OF PURCHASING, POSSESSING, TRANSPORTING, SHIPPING, MARKETING AND RESELLING INDUSTRIAL HEMP PRODUCTS.
B) WAIVE, RELEASE AND DISCHARGE THE “SUPPLIER” FROM ANY AND ALL LIABILITY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, LIABILITY ARISING FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT SEIZURES, DAMAGED PRODUCT AND CUSTOMER NEGLIGENCE.
C) IDEMNIFY, HOLD HARMLESS AND PROMISE NOT TO SUE THE “SUPPLIER” FROM ANY AND ALL LIABILITIES OR CLAIMS MADE AS A RESULT OF PURCHASING INDUSTRIAL HEMP DERIVED PRODUCTS.
If you plan to market and resell Industrial Hemp products, please be familiar with your state laws and Industrial hemp program. If your state does not have a regulated Industrial Hemp Program, please reference the Agricultural Act of 2018.
FDA DISCLOSURE
All products on this site contain less than 0.3% Δ9THC. The purchaser warrants that they are over 21 and that the products purchased are legal in their jurisdiction. This product should be used only as directed. Consult your health care provider before use if you have a medical condition or are taking any other medications. Do not take if you are pregnant or breastfeeding. All trademarks and copyrights are property of their respective owners and are not affiliated with nor do they endorse this product. These statements and/or products have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. By using this site you agree to follow the Privacy Policy and all Terms & Conditions printed on this site. Void Where Prohibited By Law.
BY READING THIS DISCLAIMER AND MAKING A PURCHASE, YOU AGREE THAT YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND ITS CONTENTS AND ARE AWARE THAT THIS IS A RELEASE OF LIABILITY.
Do you lab test your products?
Can I get a refund?
RETURN, REFUND, CANCELLATION POLICY
Stoney Baloney Hemp Co. upholds the highest standard of quality for all of our products. Due to the nature of our business. No refunds, returns or cancellations once an order is placed.
How long will delivery take?
PROCESSING POLICY
Our processing time is 1-3 business days. Free shipping on all orders $300 or more. We operate Monday - Friday from 8:00 am - 5:00 pm EST. (Holidays are excluded) Please take this into consideration when purchasing and estimated delivery times.
CARRIERS
We use USPS for shipping.
SHIPPING/HANDLING RATES
Before the final checkout page you will be shown what the cost of shipping/handling will be, and you will have a chance to not place your order if you decide not to.
We require a signature upon delivery for all packages/orders to ensure secure and accurate receipt of your items, unless requested otherwise.
We do not ship to Arkansas, Idaho, Minnesota, Oregon, or Rhode Island.