— STONEY BALONEY · THCA FLOWER —
THCa Flower & Pre-Rolls at Honest Prices
Shop small-batch THCa flower and pre-rolls without the inflated price tags. Choose from premium top-shelf flower, dependable mids, and affordable everyday strains—all clearly labeled so you know exactly what you're buying.
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Lab report on every strain
Tap View Lab Report on any strain. No paperwork, no purchase.
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Tiers labeled honestly
Top shelf, mids, easy smoke — you always know what you're buying.
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Small-batch farm flower
Small farms in Oregon and California. Hand-trimmed, packed fresh, shipped tracked.
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21+ only
Farm Bill compliant. We ship where it's permitted — check your state.
Bud of the Week
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Top Shelf
This is the top shelf. Our High Tier flower is the best we've got — premium, hand-selected indoor buds grown for maximum trichome coverage, bold terpene profiles, and the kind of bag appeal that speaks for itself. Dense, frosty, and loaded with flavor, these are the strains for smokers who know the difference and won't settle for less. If you want the absolute best smoke we offer, you're looking at it. Every strain lab-tested, Farm Bill compliant, and shipped discreetly.
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Blueberry Muffin- Indica
Regular price From $11.99Regular price
The Honest Mids
The sweet spot. Our Mid Tier flower delivers quality smoke at a price that just makes sense — solid trichome coverage, real flavor, and a smooth burn without the top-shelf price tag. These are the dependable, everyday strains you'll keep coming back to. Great quality, great value, no compromises on what matters. Every strain lab-tested, Farm Bill compliant, and shipped discreetly.
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Bubble Yum- Hybrid
Regular price From $9.99Regular price
Easy Smoke
Real flower, real value. Our Low Tier is for the smoker who wants a solid, honest smoke without breaking the bank — quality bud at our most affordable price. Don't let the price fool you: it's still lab-tested, still Farm Bill compliant, and still gets the job done. Perfect for everyday smoking, stocking up, or just stretching your dollar further. Every strain shipped discreetly.
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— ABOUT —
By a Stoner, For a Stoner
Stoney Baloney started in 2025 with one idea: sell flower the way we'd want to buy it. Lab-tested. Honestly tiered. Packed fresh, priced fair. From small farms in Oregon and California to your porch — no middlemen, no baloney.
Straight Answers
Is this legal?
Do you lab test your products?
Can I get a refund?
RETURN, REFUND, CANCELLATION POLICY
Stoney Baloney Hemp Co. upholds the highest standard of quality for all of our products. Due to the nature of our business. No refunds, returns or cancellations once an order is placed.
How long will delivery take?
PROCESSING POLICY
Our processing time is 1-3 business days. Free shipping on all orders $300 or more. We operate Monday - Friday from 8:00 am - 5:00 pm EST. (Holidays are excluded) Please take this into consideration when purchasing and estimated delivery times.
CARRIERS
We use USPS for shipping.
SHIPPING/HANDLING RATES
We currently ship THCa products only to U.S. states where THCa is permitted for legal purchase and shipment. Orders placed for restricted destinations may be canceled and refunded.
Before the final checkout page you will be shown what the cost of shipping/handling will be, and you will have a chance to not place your order if you decide not to.
