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Everything you might want to know before placing an order.
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About the products
What is THCa?
THCa (tetrahydrocannabinolic acid) is a naturally occurring cannabinoid found in raw hemp flower. When heated — by smoking or vaping — it converts to THC. Federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill when derived from hemp containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC.
Will THCa flower get me high?
Yes — when heated. THCa converts to THC through combustion or vaporization. The effect is comparable to traditional cannabis flower. If you don't heat it, it won't be intoxicating.
Is your flower lab-tested?
Every batch. Independent third-party labs verify potency, cannabinoid profile, and confirm products are within federal Farm Bill compliance. Certificate of Analysis (COA) available on request — email support@stoneybaloneyhempco.com with your batch number.
What's the difference between Indica, Sativa, and Hybrid?
Indica strains tend toward relaxing, body-focused effects — often used in the evening. Sativa strains tend toward energizing, mental effects — often used during the day. Hybrid strains balance both. Effects vary by person.
What is CBG and how is it different?
CBG (cannabigerol) is a non-intoxicating cannabinoid. Unlike THCa, it won't get you high. Customers often use CBG for clarity, focus, and subtle effects without impairment.
Ordering & Shipping
Where do you ship?
Currently shipping to Mississippi and Florida only. Other states aren't supported at this time.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days via USPS. Delivery typically takes 2-5 business days after shipment. You'll receive a tracking number by email when your order ships.
How is my order packaged?
Discreetly. Plain packaging, no Stoney Baloney branding visible on the outside. Products sealed in mylar for freshness. Your neighbors won't know what you ordered.
Do I need to be 21+ to order?
Yes. You must be 21 or older to purchase. By placing an order, you confirm you are of legal age in your state.
Issues & Returns
What if my order arrives damaged?
Email: support@stoneybaloneyhempco.com within 7 days of delivery with photos of the damage. We'll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Can I return an opened product?
For safety and compliance reasons, hemp products can't be returned. Damaged or defective products are eligible for replacement or refund.
Wholesale
How do I apply for a wholesale account?
Submit an application at our wholesale page. Applications are typically reviewed within 1 business day. Once approved, your account unlocks wholesale pricing automatically at checkout.
Can I return an opened product?
For safety and compliance reasons, hemp products can't be returned. Damaged or defective products are eligible for replacement or refund.
Still have questions?
Email us anytime — real humans, fast responses.