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Alaskan Thunder F*ck
Alaskan Thunder F*ck
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Alaskan Thunder F*ck — Sativa
A legend out of the Matanuska Valley, and it runs at 27.98% THCa. ATF comes in with a sharp, clean nose — pine and menthol up front over a skunky citrus base. Cold-country funk you can smell across the room.
Long, frost-caked buds packed with silver trichomes and shot through with rust-orange hairs. This is pure daytime rocket fuel — a fast, heady lift that wakes the whole thing up and keeps you moving, clear and creative without the crash. Sativa the way it's supposed to hit.
Premium THCa flower — 27.98% THCa. Federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill (≤0.3% delta-9 THC). Lab-tested — COA available.
Effects: Energized · Uplifted · Creative
Lab Results
Lab Results
Every batch tested by an independent lab. COA available on request. Email support@stoneybaloneyhempco.com for the certificate matching your batch.
Shipping
Shipping
Shipping takes 3-5 business days.
We currently ship THCa products only to U.S. states where THCa is permitted for legal purchase and shipment. Orders placed for restricted destinations may be canceled and refunded.
Returns
Returns
Damaged in transit? Email support@stoneybaloneyhempco.com within 7 days with photos. We'll make it right. Hemp products can't be returned once opened.
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Lab-tested
COA available on request
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Mylar-packed
Sealed packaging
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Discreet shipping
Discreetly boxed and ships USPS
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Real support
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